Pulling a Lohan

I think my dog might be an Alkie.

Prefaces. I currently live with my best friend Jackie.

We both have habits that annoy the other one.

Jackie constantly has at least 7 unfinished beverages around the apartment, mostly on our coffee table.

Jackie had a pretty bad week/start to the weekend so she drank more than she usually does.

Shou puppy also likes to randomly channel her inner Latina and play Dora the Explora on our furniture. Especially the coffee table.

This leads to this morning.

I wake up a good couple hours before J does so I let Shou run and play around our house while I'm getting ready. I heard this big crash and her running away and I go out to the living room and she had been drinking out of J's old coffee that was spiked and had knocked over a beer bottle and had been drinking the spillage.

So I cleaned it up and put her back in her little gated area.

A couple hours later I get a text from J saying that she caught Shou laying on the coffee table trying desperately to drink her left over wine.

Needless to say after thing about this my 2 conclusions are:

1) that Shou Shou has a problem with the Sauce. I mean she was born in Texas and that is common there and she even tries to hide it like a true Lady would. Coincidence?

and

2) that I am the worst Dog Mom ever and she has to drink to deal with me.

I'm rooting for #1 but we'll see.

But I do know that if I catch her snorting stuff off the floor we're going to have to have a very long and intense conversation.